Derrick Rose Will Break Your Ankles!

Derrick Rose Will Break Your Ankles! Derrick Rose is one of the best players in the league already! This guy is the truth!

This guy is going to be an All-Star in his first season!

Derrick Rose Will Be an All-Star as a Rookie!

Derrick Rose Will Be an All-Star as a Rookie! This guy will be an All-Star in year one!

This is a pretty bold statement, but we will stand by it!

Allen Iverson’s Love For Shooting the Ball Goes All the Way Back to His Days At Georgetown University!

Allen Iverson’s Love For Shooting the Ball Goes All the Way Back to His Days At Georgetown University!

Miami Heat Star Dwayne Wade Buys His Mother a Church!

Miami Heat Star Dwayne Wade Buys His Mother a Church!

Chris Paul is All That and a Bag of Chips!

Chris Paul is All That and a Bag of Chips!

Two-Time NBA All-Star Antawn Jamison Needs to Get Away From That Ball Hog in Washington!

Two-Time NBA All-Star Antawn Jamison Needs to Get Away From That Ball Hog in Washington! Jamison is a free agent and should pack his bags to get away from Agent Zero! I almost want to call the name of Agent Zero, but I won’t call the ball hog’s name out! Agent Zero will shoot with 5 defenders on him! Get away Antawn as soon as possible! This is an Urgent Alert to other NBA Teams Jamison averaged 20 Points and 10 Rebounds Per Game, and he is a public relations person’s dream, someone please deliver him from the Washington Wizards!

Chris Paul is Awesome in His NBA Playoff Debut!

Chris Paul is Awesome in His NBA Playoff Debut!