Do you remember these? Send me any of your suggestions and I will add them.
You might be Black in the Day if You Remember………………
You played paper football on the desks at school
Andrae Crouch
When Everyone’s Grandmother Stayed With Them
When your pastor didn’t have 8-10 armorbearers
Waiting on the church bus to pick you up for Sunday School
You wondered what that deacon at church was saying in the Dr. Watt’s Hymn
You snuck and played your folk’s Moms Mabley, Red Fox, or Richard Pryor Albums
You remember the Ohio Players’ Album Cover for Fire
When the Isley Brothers,The Ojays, and Earth Wind and Fire were the order of the day
You fought your neighbor in the morning and you’ll were already playing together again by noon
You knew at exactly what time the street light went off (Note: This was the time to have been home by)
You had a Huffy Bike with the sharp reflectors that you didn’t want stolen
You always call Martin Luther King, Jr.- The Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King
The one car in your family was either a Granada, Chevette,Monte Carlo, or a Station Wagon
You stayed at church all day long on Sundays
Switches
Clothes Lines in the Backyards
Someone on Your Street having chickens
Tank Tops
Jelly Shoes
Cutoff Shorts
Chuck Taylor NBA Shoes
Neighbors Walking to the Store in Robes or Slippers
Someone calling their Grandmothers “Madear”
Someone calling their Grandfathers “Big Daddy”
Sears Catalogs
One Car to a House
Cars that didn’t move parked in the yard
Cooley High
Pam Grier
Huggy Bear
Rooster
Player’s Balls
Fanning yourself at church with a funeral home fan of Martin Luther King, John F. Kennedy, Mahalia Jackson, or four little black girls
Manwhich Sandwhiches
Potted Meat Sandwhiches
Vienna Sausages
Canned Sardines
Dolemite
The Mack
Shaft
You had a neighbor either with a Heart Shaped or Dollar Sign Shaped Gold Tooth
Calling your Cadillac a hog
The first time that you rode in a limo was at a funeral
You remember The Bump, The Slide, or The Funky Chicken
You call a slow dance a social
You owned a pair of Stacks
You remember the Jackson 5 Cartoon
You remember the Sylvers
You remember when Black Music was called Soul Music
You stayed up late with Don Cornelius every Saturday Night
You remember people saying even not(Such as-I didn’t even not say nothing to you)
Getting your hair curled for the girls
The Process hairdo
Brims
Putting Grease on instead of Lotion
Having neighbors that everyone called Junebug or Bookie
Getting a new outfit for July 4th
Petey Wheatstraw
Willie Dolemite
Cornbread, Earl, and Me
You watched Brian’s Song at school
Fighting over the last package of Kool-Aid
People circling each other should to shoulder for an hour before the fight started
Walter Hawkins
Your Choir singing Going Up Yonder, Changed, Be Grateful, We’ve Come this Far by Faith, or Call Him Up at church
Vacation Bible School being the Bomb
Playing Hide and Go Seek for Hours
Playing Catch a Girl Get a Girl
Artis Gilmore
Earl the Pearl
Gale Sayers
Walt Frazier
Blacula
Saying God Kisses and the Devil Misses before eating some food that you dropped
Stay Soft Fro
Afro Sheen
Kiddie Kit
Calling the Car Electra 225-Deuce and a Quarter
Having 3 channels to watch
A Hangar on top of your television for better reception
Combs, Picks, and Rakes with the Black Power Fish showing
Calling high pants “floods”
Calling Cheap Tennis Shoes “Bobos” or “Buddies”
Getting a Bowl Cut at the Barber Shop
Having an Old Man at the Barber Shop that Wouldn’t Cut Your Hair Right
Tube Socks underneath your dress socks
Playing the dozens with noone getting shot
Making nun chucks out of sticks
Turning clothpins and sticks into weapons
Getting a speech before you got a spanking
Extension Cords
Being hit with Flying Houseshoes
Saying it Loud-I’m Black and I’m Proud
Anita Ward of Ring My Bell Fame
The Hippest Trip in America
People Calling Themselves Mackdaddies
Player Player from the Himalayas
Men Wearing Fur Coats
Calling Each Other Brothers and Sisters
Your Favorite Show was Good Times
Micheal Jackson was completely ours
Black Exploitation Movies
Sneaking in the Drivein to watch Cleopatra Brown
You got in trouble for saying Shaft was a bad mother-shut your mouth
You thought Ron O’Neal was the coolest man in America
J. J. was your favorite African American visual artist
You looked for black people on The Andy Griffith Show, The Beverly Hillbillies, or The Brady Bunch
You used to play that’s my car
You took your ball home when someone didn’t pick you on their team, in other words if I don’t play nobody plays!
You played pickup and run and called it Hotball
You had a crush on Thelma on Good Times
You prayed for James to get a better job on Good Times
Flip Flops
The Mahalia Jackson Chicken Franchise
The Boogie Man
The Greasy Man
Wearing Hairnets All Day
Putting Batteries in the Icebox(Note-(Icebox)They were called this a while back in the hood
Thinking you were rich because you got the new Evil Knievel Toy, The Easy Bake Oven, or a BB Gun
Only seeing part of your family at funerals and weddings
The Hot Tamale Man
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